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The City of Hamilton

A place where crime was so rampant that outsiders

called it "Jail Town". The eggles who live there existed in a state of perpetual fear and anxiety, never knowing if they would be the next victim of some vicious thug.

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However, that all changed one night when a mysterious egg appeared out of nowhere with super strength and a shell strong enough to deflect bullets started taking down the criminal element. From then on, the bad guys were the ones walking around in fear! The media named this mystery hero "Super Egg", and the city hasn't been the same since!

Meet the citizens of Hamilton

Below you'll find the main players in Dirk's remarkable story thus far!

This list will grow as new and exciting characters are introduced!

The Good Eggs

Fun-loving and kind yoked. Dirk is the funny egg on a popular morning radio show, which is the perfect cover for his late night, crime fighting antics. Movies and television are his thing, which give him plenty of material for his bits.

DIRK HODGKINS

Sweetness personified. Siobhan is the lovely red-headed beauty who stole Dirks yoke. For the time being, she is a clerk at city hall, but Siobhan has her sight set on becoming a successful mystery writer.

SIOBHAN STACKPOLE

Tom is the host of the popular radio show "The Rise n' Shiners", that Dirk is on. Tom is quick witted and loves to be the center of attention even though he doesn't look for it.

TOM ATKINS

Ron handles the sports segment of the Rise n' Shiners. His big laugh and positive vibes can put any eggle in a good mood.

RON MAROON

Mimi is the traffic girl on The Rise n' Shiners. This blonde beauty is sweet and sassy but can be tough when she has to.

MIMI KINISKI

Rhodes is your typical straightforward, strong and silent type. He's a good cop who tells it like it is and he's highly respected by colleagues and civilians alike.

CHIEF RHODES

WARNING!!
YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE BAD PART OF TOWN!
VENTURE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

 

The Rotten Eggs

The Florentine Mob

Boss of the Florentine mob. When he's not at odds with his rival, Freddy Carpenter, Benny is trying to steal everything in Hamilton that isn't nailed down.

BENEDICT

"BAD BENNY"

FLORENTINE

The Chin is Benny's top goon and one of the most feared mobsters in the city. He's been doing Bad Benny's dirty work for a long time and is the true definition of the word gangster.

KENNY

"THE CHIN"

BROGAN

A member of the Florentine mob, Cracker Jack earned that nickname because of how he would crack the shells of his enemies or unfortunate eggles who owed Bad Benny money.

           JACK

      "CRACKER JACK"

        ANDERSON

Silvio is Bad benny's right-hand egg and advisor. The two came up in the world of organized crime together and there is no one who Benny trusts more.

SILVIO "SIL" ALIGHIERI

Brickhead, although not the smartest egg in Bad Benny's employ, is one of his most formidable. He's big, strong and will do anything Benny tells him.

MICKEY

"BRICKHEAD"

MEREDITH

Johnny "Peeps" earned that nickname for the way he eerily stares at you from beneath the brim of his fedora. Peeps is one of Benny's bruisers and enjoys making those who cross Florentine regret it.

JOHNNY "PEEPS" CHACE

Nostrils is Benny's most versatile

hood. One might say he's a "Jack of all Trades" when it comes to criminal activities. Nostrils can be counted on to handle any situation that Benny tasks him with.

FRANK "NOSTRILS" DILLON

Knuckles came up in the world of boxing. It was in that setting where he became acquainted with members of the criminal underworld, Bad Benny being one in particular. When it was time to hang up the gloves, Jimmy was recruited into the Florentine mob.

JIMMY "KNUCKLES" DOYLE

The Carpenter Mob

Although Freddy's mob doesn't have as many members as his rival, Bad Benny's mob, he makes up for it by recruiting only the meanest eggs. Freddy dreams of one day eliminating Bad Benny and solely running the criminal underworld of Hamilton.

FREDDY

"FISH LIPS"

CARPENTER

ALBERT "FIVEHEAD" DEWITT

Fivehead is Fish Lips' right hand egg. He's as tough as they come and like The Chin, is one of the most feared mobsters in the city. Fivehead earned his nickname due to his large forehead. He handles all of the heavy stuff for Fish Lips and the scary part is, he enjoys it!

Don't let this sharp dresser fool you, Jellybean is a seasoned criminal. He has no problem roughing up eggles who owe his boss money. Jellybean's specialty is extorting money out of Hamilton's shop owners.

CLARENCE

"JELLYBEAN"

BESSLER

Sugarcane is one of Fish Lips' best thieves. Armed robbery is his specialty and he's a pro at it! He earned the nickname "Sugarcane" due to his love of white suits. 

CHARLES "SUGARCANE" ROSENTHAL

"Buzzsaw" Panetti is one of Freddy's top bruisers alongside of Jellybean, whom he often pairs up with when unfortunate eggles need to be "dealt" with.  

TONY "BUZZSAW" PANETTI

The Devil'd Eggs

Monsters and Mad-eggs

JAMES CURRY

While far away on a long expedition in the frozen lands of Galaycea, James received word of his brother Walter's passing. Upon his return to Hamilton, James inherited his brothers mansion and antique business. The brothers Curry grew up in a rich family that headed a dark, shadowy cult called The Yeb Society. At the time of his death, Walter was the egg in charge of the cult, a duty that has now been placed on James. 

GALMOG

Not much is known about this creature summoned from the Abyss by James Curry. What IS known is that at one time Galmog and his kin were banished to the outer reaches of darkness for not choosing a side when civil war broke out in the abyss. Now that he is here in Hamilton he must do as Curry commands. The question is how long can that last? 

To Be Continued...

See you soon... Dirk!

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Aaron Tourigny
Just a guy with an overactive imagination who loves to create, write, draw, and occasionally act in stuff. 

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